the case of the itchy undies

have you ever been itchy? maybe something - like a soap or detergent - irritates your skin and before you know it you are scratching like crazy and all your skin is going red? the itchiness just doesn't seem to stop and all you can think about is scratching the itch away...scratching the itch away...scratching the itch away...scratching the itch away...

imagine this sensation, not on your arm, not on your leg or your shoulder, or your face or even your neck....imagine this awful sensation as you are walking 30 minutes to work on the bottom of your torso - because somehow you are wearing ITCHY UNDIES!!!

you try discreetly to scratch or rub the offending area to ease the pain without arising suspicion or disgust...but alas you cannot get any relief, but just some strange looks and increasing itchiness!

finally you arrive at the office and nearly run to the bathroom to try and provide some decent relief...and you realise that the only way you can make it through the day is to "go commando" and leave the offending piece of clothing in your handbag!